Hi All, 
One for Peter to laugh at? Read the letter
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the
small accident I had with the Ute when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too
much about me. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the Ute fortunately came to a halt when
it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
(email from a friend on Lord Howe).
Cheers Marty