As a resident of the Kilcoy district, I can confirm the existance of the Yowie. The Yowie in Yowie Park that is. They tried to cover his willy with a fig leaf once, but the kids nicked that. That is when the puritans of the town knocked off his willy.
As for the existance of a true Yowie?
He's probably an old hairy hermit that lives in a shack down at the creek. Sneaking into town at night to pinch a bit of food, and scare the locals.
I watched a doco ages ago. Two oldies in the UK showing how they made crop circles where they lived, using a metal gate to press down the stalks evenly.
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