LOL!!!!! I lived in Kings Cross for 2 years whilst learning to be a Tattoo Artist! But no connection to my position on the field.
I carry mine from inside the house, down some steps, through the sunroom, through the dogs, across the backyard (dogs tangling in my legs) out the back gate and through the sheep poo into the paddock. Just call me Hercules (with a busted back) lol!
By the time I reach the paddock the thing weighs 14 tonne!!!