p.s. Women are worse pervers than men, in my opinion, just you watch when a Fire Engine pulls up in the street, or the house next door has tradies on the roof,[/QUOTE]

ummm, not all of us.
But it does bring to mind a small incident that happened a few weeks ago.
My sister and I were admiring Craig Lownes' calender photo, he was looking rather scrummy in it too. When I went to work shortly after I literally physically ran into the man in question as I walked in the front door.
Feeling rather flustered, I went to my work station, looked up and there he was again.

Incoherently ga ga would best describe my reaction.
Craig wore a rather bemused smile on his face.