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word of advice for guys if your wife is pregnant...
If you have a few mates that ask you out on a Friday night to go see the Reds play the Crusaders in a pre-season game, and you ask your pregnant wife if she'd like to come too to get out of the house, and she reluctantly declines because she's been getting a sore back lately, but she's thoughtful and generous enough to say you can go out and have a fun boys' night out, and she asks what time you'll be home, and you say probably around 9.30 the game will finish, and while you're at the game she texts you and says she's looking forward to you coming home because she's feeling like "hugs", and you say ok ...
DO NOT come home drunk at 2.30am, strip off your clothes, spill chips from the casino all over the floor, climb into bed, tap her on the shoulder and ask if she still feels like some "lovin".
That's all I'm sayin.
I made $150 on Blackjack though.
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