I'm sure this must have been done before.
Whats the best / funniest / most bizarre / unusual comment you have ever got whilst out with a big scope or lens on your DSLR.
I have heard all the normal "Wow what a big lens", but have you had any truley unique comments that have made you smile devilishly?
Please share them with us.
I'll start.
Lady- "How can you see properly, when one eye is covered by the camera??"
Me- "If I squint real hard, I can just make out the outlines"
Girl at work- "You mean when you take a picture of the spider with that, it comes out bigger?
Get it away from me!! "
Whilst using a friends very nice fixed 12" dob, which fits easily in his truck
"Wow that's huge! Bet you wish you'd bought a collapsible"
I have no clue about this one, still has me perplexed. 
"Nice camera. Old? Bet batteries are a problem. They didn't think of re-chargable AA's in those days"