What about Goldilocks. ?
She commits sooo many crimes and gets away with it. First she breaks into a private residence, then she sits on three different sized chairs, (smashes one, doesn't she? -vandalism) then she steals food by tasting all three bowls thereby contaminating them with DNA, swine flu and what else, then she goes upstairs and lies on a male's bed (shock horror, it isnt even a human male - she's kinky as well), then a females bed (one of those eh???) then on a little boy's bed.
It's disgusting, ban it immediately, cleanse our dear little kiddiwinkies minds from all that filth and indoctrinate them with some nice politically correct stuff about..... umm cant think what.....er...perhaps a true life story of one of our "gods of sport???"
