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Old 28-11-2009, 11:13 AM
FredSnerd (Claude)
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Robin Hood
Lady Marian: Why, you speak treason!
Robin Hood: Fluently.

I Heart Huckabees
Tommy: What are you doing tomorrow?
Albert: I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come?
Tommy: What time?
Albert: Mmm, 1, 1:30.
Tommy: Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?
Albert: We always do.

Casablanca
Cpt Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Cpt Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
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