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Originally Posted by wavelandscott
I'd add several from the Blues Brothers...
Not sure if any of them make the real list or not...
"I hate Illinois nazis"
John Belushi's spiel to Carrie Fisher in the tunnel..."It's not my fault"...
The old man in the YMCA..."What about my cheese whiz boy"...
Aretha's "2 Honkies dressed like Diamond merchants one ordered 4 fried chickens and the other ordered 2 pieces of dry white toast" (or similar)
I could go on and on....I love that show...
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Ah Scott. A fellow true believer.
How about
Jake: Well, thank you pal, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.
Elwood: I took the liberty of bull****ting you, okay?
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: It wasn't lies, it was just bull****.
Backup Officer (John Landis): They broke my watch!
Trooper Daniel: Boys, you're in big trouble.
Stein? You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f...ing teeth.
Elwood: We'll uh.. we'll talk to Bob.
Curtis: Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.
Mr Fabulous: It's a f...ing barn. We'll never fill it.
Elwood: Er.. what kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country, and Western.
and of course
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
I could go on and on (some would say I already have!) but the beuty of the Blues Brothers is that you can use almost all these lines in everyday conversation. In fact, my two brothers and I quite regularly will have entire conversations consisting of nothing but BB quotes. Oh and Scott, the correct quote is
Aretha: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic Diamond merchants.
Matt: Say what?
Aretha: They look like they're from the CIA or something.
Matt: What they want to eat?
Aretha: The tall one wants white bread, toast, dry with nothing on it.
Matt: Elwood!
Aretha: And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.
Matt: And Jake! ****, the Blues Brothers!