Life of Brian
REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
BEN: Right. Right. Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific.
PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
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