[renormalised (Carl)]

What's going to happen is this...one day, a pigeon is going to somehow find its way into the main target chamber of the LHC and they'll realise it's there just as it's too late. Then, after years of fruitless searching, the frazzled bird will become the "toast" of the physics world because the particles scattered off its body will be higgs bosons, tachyons, neutral electrons, sparticles and everything else they've ever looked for or theorised about. It'll be the called the PoE..."Pigeon of Everything"