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Old 06-11-2009, 02:10 PM
dpastern (Dave Pastern)
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Bloody awesome quotes!

As to answer Trevor - despite my forthcoming comment probably causing howls of horror, as a species, we're horrid. The sooner mother nature culls our population, the better. We're greedy, self absorbed, uncaring as a special collective whole. We'll probably beat mother nature to extinction by causing it ourselves. The sad thing is, we'll probably drag down a good percentage of other special populations in the process.

Dave

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Originally Posted by rider View Post
According to the 31007 edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica

"Human" is an ancient Gallefrayan word meaning "self-obsessed".

A footnote states: "Humans were the prime form of life on the planet Sol 3 for a very short period after the dinosaurs until choking on their own waste".

A second footnote states that: A universal celebratory holiday is observed on all planets harboring sentient life forms to thank their deity of choice that humans never achieved interstellar flight.
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