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Originally Posted by rider
According to the 31007 edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica
"Human" is an ancient Gallefrayan word meaning "self-obsessed".
A footnote states: "Humans were the prime form of life on the planet Sol 3 for a very short period after the dinosaurs until choking on their own waste".
A second footnote states that: A universal celebratory holiday is observed on all planets harboring sentient life forms to thank their deity of choice that humans never achieved interstellar flight.
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Thanks that's sooo funny, made my day
(Unfortunately all too true.)