Got the urge to re-decorate so trotted down to paint shop.
The number of euphemisms for 'Beige' are staggering.
My current favourites are:
Desert Sands
Autumn Morning (This could hit the Pink end of the spectrum as well)
Summer Heat
Corn Husk
and the ever-popular 'Magnolia'
Anyone got any others to hyperbolise this blandest most suicide-inducing of hues?
PJH
Raining, cloudy, windy
and a full moon.