Hey, I'm 1/4 Scot! I'm disarming, I'm disarming...
I remember back in 2002, at Edinburgh Castle for the firing of the cannon. Tour guide cracks the same joke every day. Traditionally cannon fired 9 times for 9:00, 10 times for 10:00 etc. These days the cannon is only fired at 13:00 but they only fire once because, well, it's Scotland.
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