This is one event in a string of weird happenings in the past year. Today was the first day of term 4 and my car crapped its dacks. On the first day of term 3 I could not go to work as I had the swine flu. On the first day of term 2 on the way to work some little swine had removed a grate over drain and guess whose car fell in . New rims and tyres all round, cost 2.5K to go to work

. On the first day of term 1 I could not go to work because I had unknowingly eaten a piece of 6 month old ham and had food poisioning

. Roll on 2010


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Mark