[Lumen Miner (Mitchell)]

Originally Posted by Barrykgerdes

Here is one for Alex (fisty cuffs)

I walked into Bunning's Hardware at lunchtime, wandered down the timber aisle and some old fart dressed in a red shirt with a green apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first half dozen punches in and sorted the ******* ou...t. please let all your friends know, in case he tries it again.








Barry

Hey!! That was me! I think that joke sounds betta if it is an ethnic Bunnings employee, asking if you "Want'sa decking".