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Originally Posted by DavidU
What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
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I believe this is a bass player joke masquerading as a drummer joke. The method has certainly always worked for me.
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Originally Posted by DavidU
What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.
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I heard this one just recently as a banjo joke.
How do you slow down a banjo player?
Put a music staff in front of him.
How do you bring him to a stop?
Put notes on it.
I heard that recently during an introduction of a really good banjo player. The host told the jokes and the banjo player rated their quality and provided commentary.
What is the definition of perfect pitch?
Tossing a banjo into a dumpster without touching the sides.
What do you call 5 banjos at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A damm good start.
What is the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who owns a banjo but decides not to play it.
And in reply...
What is the difference between a mandolin and a lawn mower?
You can tune a lawn mower.
Why do people pace backwards and forwards while practicing the bagpipes?
It's harder to hit a moving target.