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Originally Posted by bobson
"Please enlighten me,how do you write a book in Serbia"
They would write it: BUK
Why would you have two "oo" to make one letter when you already have that letter?
And then logic behind it, EWE? Pronounced "U" ? Whats the logic behind it? Its time for change absurd things like that.
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The European Union commissioners have announced agreement to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.They have agreed, however, to some concessions to make English easier for other EU partners to learn.
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k" which will is klear up konfusion.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". In the third year governments will enkourage the removal of double letters. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "W" by "V".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o"kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.