Love the musician jokes on this site. I.e.
Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.
"Any last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes", replied one of the prisoners, "I love music, so before I die could you play me 'Everything I Do' by Bryan Adams'"
...and the second prisoner said;
"Kill me first."
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How can you tell if your roadie is dead?
The burger falls out of his hand.
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