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Originally Posted by Matt Wastell
I plan to leave my entire life savings to the individual who will bronze my corpse when I am dead - the only catch is I have to be positioned in a useful pose - a lamp with a shade, a birdbath, a coffee table, an outdoor chair....as long as I am useful I do not care what becomes of me.
Oh, by the way I have had no takers. Anyone?
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I propose placing you outside the local library, facing the wall and posing you on hands and knees for use as a bicycle stand.
Am I hired?
