"Trevor Rhodes owned and played with a larger telescope than any man in human history," said Trevor Rhodes, the head of 'Big Heads Anonymous'.
"Trevor Rhodes, a Nobel Prize-losing Astronomy Geek whose work on 'Time Warp Technology' created more liesure time for Astronomers, is credited with saving hundreds of millions of hours that could be put to better use in the pursuit of 'faint fuzzies'. He was best known for his work developing silly sentences so he could distract people from his true intention of world domination."
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