[renormalised (Carl)]

12 O'clock...soon it'll be 1am, then 2am and then before you know it, you'll be up till 5am and the Sun's rays will be warming the horizon. That's when you know you're hooked

Next thing to watch for is an elongating of your upper canine teeth and an intolerance to sunlight

Once you start taking piccies of objects, then you've gone over to the dark side completely

<queue James Earl Jones talking through a raspy respirator, down a deep toilet bowl>Young one, you have yet to experience the full power of the dark side. Be patient, your time will come soon enough</queue>