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1) Happy contented partner most of the time (except after a week of cloud)
2) She gets the bed to herself most of the night - no snoring to wake her
3) You would spend a lot more money gambling and drinking the night away
4) She knows where you are - out in the back yard.
5) Keeps your brain active - she won't have a senile old man to look after in the years ahead
6) Good resale value
7) Can introduce the children (?) to science early in their lives
8) Well, if it is not a telescope, it has to be a jetski/hot car/aeroplane/launch etc.
Easy!
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