Three old blokes living together in a house.
First guy says,"I think I will go and have a bath", and he sets off to
go run a bath upstairs.
Five minutes later the other two hear him call out,"hey you blokes,
was I getting in this bath or getting out of it ?"
Second bloke says," I'll sort this out mate", and he sets off
up the stairs to go sort him out.
He gets halfway up the stairs and freezes and says, " hey, was I going up
these stairs or coming down them ?"
Third bloke shakes his head in disbelief and says, "geez you blokes, I'm
sure glad I'm not as bad as you two silly bast---ds, touch wood", as he
taps on the coffee table with his knuckles, and then says.....
"is that someone at the door ? "
Steve
