I'm not a racist... I hate everyone equally
Once, in a previous life, I had cause to lock up an Aboriginal for a serious assault and I copped all the abuse in the world. There were far too many expletives used to relay what he said, but basically he called me a racist bast**d!
I calmly looked at him and asked "Since when has a***hole been a 'race'?"
He gave me a blank look for a moment and asked "What do you mean?".
I replied "I'm locking you up because you are an a***hole, not because you are Aboriginal!"
He didn't say another word after that