Here's a joke I just read...
A Catholic priest, an Anglican minister and a rabbi want to see who's been best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later, they get together. The priest begins:"When I found the bear, I read to it from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion". "I found a bear by the stream," says the minister,"and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him". They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying on a stretcher in a body cast..."Looking back on it," he said, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
