Its "T' North". They put ferrets down their trousers. They eat deep fried Mars bars. Arson and assault are considred to be " fun and hijinks"
Believe me: If aliens are going to make an appearance its NOT gonna be in the north of England! WASH!
Some sort of thingy shooting off another sort of thingy I suspect. Its grim up there and you have to make your own fun!
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