Here's one sung to the tune of "Beverley Hillbillies"...
Let me tell ya 'bout a story of a man named Ted
Bought a 10" scope then he never went to bed
Then one day while he's looking at the stars
When out of a ship jumped a creature straight from Mars
"Green, that is...six legs...antenee "
Well, Ted gasps aloud, throws his hands up in the air
Yells at the creature "What tha hell you doin here"...
Said..."Don't ya know the army's coming, to grab a you and me"
"Then we'll get carted off to the base of mystery"
Area 51 that is...spooks and ghouls, bugs in jars.
