Jen,
I'd of thought you would have want one of these. No only could you impress with the all important 24/7 retail therapy, you could also travel back and forward in time aka "Back to the Future."
Best of all you could maintain the cash flow by getting the correct lotto numbers in the future*, come back in time, and properly win the money for oneself!!
Was that how you swung it??
* Don't kill any family related rels though!!