"I've told you a million times - do not exaggerate!"
(Ric from The Young Ones)
"It's better to be half safe and half sorry"
(Moe Howard, the 3 Stooges)
"If something is fool-proof, that only means it's been proven by fools"
"As a rule, I don't like to make generalisations"
"You might have been born in a barn, but that doesn't make you Jesus"
"You can't have everything - where would you keep it all?"
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