I hesitate to mention this one, but it came from my wife so it must be ok?
Denise was a nurse for the last 20 years, retiring early last year.
Being married to a nurse is ok, but it has it's negative aspects, as I found out early in her nursing career.
'Sympathy?', 'You want sympathy?' 'You'll find it in the dictionary between s**t and syph*lis'
I found it a bit hard to argue with that!
She's that sort of lady, no nonsense, straight to the point.
Which means I have direction in life...
'Go to work, earn money, bring it home', every bl**dy day!
Cheers
Chris