Guy had just got married and meaning to start off the way he wanted to continue he threw his trousers over to his new missus and asked her to put them on. She said that they were far too big for her. Just remember I wear the trousers around here he replied.
So she pulled of her panties and threw them to him and said put them on. "I can't get into them" he said.
Yes, and you never will until you change your attitude.
Bill