Awwagh. I was so hoping we could tempt you somehow to the "dark side"...
Drats.
The savage
Orion Slave Girl Prerogative (OSGP) in force I suppose...
How could we take emoticons away from Her Greeness, Marty?
Jen simply would not be Jen without them. 
Perhaps if we can get her to watch at least
ONE episode of Star Trek (a nice happy episode) before we take too drastic an action
(Note: Jen, how's the effort for vastly improving the range of emoticons here in IIS going? I thought you were going to out-and-out bribe our lord and master, Iceman, to gets some more in?
)