Did you say bruises??!! Check out the morning after the morning after shot (hope you're not eating) of the shiner I gave myself after walking (at a full pace) into a post on a moonless night on my way to bed after a clouded out session. For some inexplicable reason

I thought I could see in the dark without my headlight. Anyway, the post jumped out and struck me on the brow ridge above my left eye near the bridge of my nose .... ooooooooouch!!!