[Jen]

Originally Posted by Lismore Bloke

Green cordial is not nice. That deadly green Absinthe is bad enough, but now you're into that green swamp liquid the south-of-the-border residents call water. How many more green Jens are out there??? No wonder you all drive like loonies when you abandon Vic and head north for the holidays.

We have to get some nice red cordial into you before it's too late.

noooooooooooooo red is my weakness
It makes me do really really stoopid things stay awayyyyyyyyyyyyy