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Originally Posted by renormalised
Read these in a Reader's Digest....
1. Why is it, when Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, that his hair is always neatly combed??.
and....
2. Why is it that the winner of the "Miss Universe" pageant always comes from Earth??.
 
Answers will be greatly appreciated |
other people cobm it for him
and with miss universe its just our planet beats those aliens in good looks
