Hey Enchilada, (Greengo)
Phew! I thought you were going to say you were a
Collingwood Supporter !!
Hmmm! Dead Magpie. How long did you spend to find that?
Too much time on your hands.
I can certainly see you need an attitude adjustment.
Perhaps a spell in Orion Slave Girl's Attitude Transmogrifier will fix that. You will become a true believer of the Magpie's Super Team.
Hee! Hee! Hee!
All Hail, oops, colour change 
Collingwood.