I have another confession to make i have never been to a AFL or VFL game either
Oh Dear! MCG we have a problem.
Don't worry Jen there is help. Poor deprived people like you, who have never seen an AFL match. Believe it, there is help.
I have seen worse but can't remember when. My son is a pschycologist but too far away to help directly.
Don't worry too much the condition is curable.
Maybe, ah, perhaps if a collection was taken up we could send you and Hubby to Melb to watch a match?
That should cure it.
