lol the first half of the post is actaully beleivable but when I got to the part about Mimas....naaaahhhhh!! And I'm pretty sure it's been hammering down up your way
Last night I had my 12" dob at 1,516,071x on Pluto. I stacked my 3.5mm Vixen LVW, a Televue 3x barlow, 2.5x powermate, 2x barlow, another 2x barlow and three Meade 5x TeleXtenders, and I could see a bunch of ugly intergalactic space reptiles playing blackjack and a creature looking like a green version of Jen waving back at me. I then flashed my 100 billion MW green laser pointer back at her in a friendly Earthly greeting. I then saw Hydra and Nix filling the FOV as if I was right there in a spaceship. I was like WOW fully sick bro.
Nah this really happened.