Oh, dear. Where do I sell my telescope?
Ims Anoya? Daak Matta? 50 years? 
Apr 1???
The 50 years made me suspicious. I started laughing by the time I read "Insomnia" and Dark matter put me on the floor rolling LOL.
I like it Mr. Moderator.
. Maybe a career writing comedy fiction. It has that cleverness about it.
Cheers Marty