Out of 10 stars, I rate this thread an 11.
It provided great entertainment during the quiet times at work.
On a spelling related note, and, to make this portion of the thread all about me, I don't mind how people spell my name. Having been born and raised here, I've put up with every single permutation and combination one can think of. But, for the record, it isn't Humay
an!
Regards,
Humayun