On the lighter side. Professor of languages on ABC radio came up with a good one today. I thought it appropriate to post.
"I had a student who used a strong swear word in conversation. Not just once but every third word was this vulgar interception."
"I asked him whether he knew the meaninig of the word."
"Ofcourse I do." Was his reply,
"So why do you use it?" The Prof asked.
"'cause I'm a student and don't wan'na sound toffy nosed like you!"
"And so I was put in my place."