[renormalised (Carl)]

A magnanimous gift of sweet confectioneries, along with a substantial granting of gift/s aimed to sweeten any deal between "gov'n depts", or the acquisition of items noted to be of highly prized value to the Minister of Finance/treasurer, may cause a loosening of the purse strings should one find it most agreeable and advantageous to acquire for oneself items found to be of value to one....namely the purchase of secondary instruments of an ocular nature and devices for attachment to the said ocular instruments, of such nature that the munificent guidance of the primary ocular instrument now in ones possession shall be greatly enhanced by the attachment to the primary ocular instrument of said secondary devices of an ocular and guiding nature

(Sir Humphrey Appleby, eat your heart out)