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I'm pretty fat , maybe I should put my name down for the job of Santa .... only problem with that .... having to put up with dozens of other people's little darlings and stay patient and not get grumpy with them .... I am likely to crack and revert to my normal state of grumpiness .... and tell them they are all on the Naughty List.
I had a little boy yell out "hey .... look at the very fat man ...." on Boxing Day a few years ago when I was at Stockton Beach .... told him I was Santa and I will remember him next year and he's now on the Naughty List now and will only get a lumps of coal for all future Xmases .... and told his mother who was standing right there that she needs to teach the kid proper manners .... had the kid in tears ....
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