Didn't hear that one Braddo,
but heard from a member at our society who left his mirror sitting on the table so he could clean it and his little daughter walked past and saw the dust on it and proceded to scrub it off with the tea towel!!! Yep, it had to be re-aluminised.
But the Clubs Mirror, oooooo, that's dangerous.
He was only being a concientous member