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People now days are so unimaginative: You don't 'ask' your grumpy neighbour if you can paint spots on his shed, or you know you won't win. You do it thusly; sneak out late at night and spray paint a large red abstract shape on the shed in about the right area. Next morning, watch the neighbours for signs of going to the letterbox or similar, then casualy saunter outside and say something along the lines of, "did those drunken kids wake you up too, last night, while they were hopping the fences and carrying on", feel free to add lib the rest. A few days later, when they've become aware of their new graphito, you go out at in full day, shaking your head sadly at the state of the world, and make an investigative attempt at scratching some of the paint off, in a casual and sympathetically woebegone manner. However, you place the scratched off not red area with accuracy from the calculations and observation you made the night before. Vallah, objective achieved and the grumpy neighbour not only doesn't think you strange (or astranger than he already did), but beggins to think better of you due to your obvious concern for his unmitigated suffering at the hands of the unapreciative young.
Daemon
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