I was receiving Spam/Irish/British Lottery emails for months, then I decided to reply to one of them. This particular email wanted me to send my bank details to a "Dr. West". So I created this response and return it...
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Hello,
Yes I do know Dr. West, and I in fact hope to meet him again on his next trip to New Zealand. His speaking tour is certainly enthralling and he is a great speaker, despite the fact that Dr. West is currently on trial at the United Nations on charges of war crimes and genocide in three European countries. However my main concern are claims that he accepted a Nobel Prize for Literature, despite the fact that his last two novels "Bill Gates and me - Our Work With The Homeless" and "Agricultural Crop Rotation methods of 16th-Century Europe" only sold 25,000 copies combined.
As a supporter of Dr. West's publications, he already has my address details and I look forward to our next dinner engagement.
Please pass on my best regards to Dr. West, he may recall I sat between Tom Cruise and Margaret Thatcher at the charity dinner in Vancouver last August.
Kind Regards,
Sumatobooto Ballartomahrini
Department of International Chartered Kinetics and Hybrid Electronics And Design
Canberra, Australia
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I have never received another one again.
I make these up and send them every 12 months or so.