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Originally Posted by Screwdriverone
The world hasnt ended, but........
My washing machine is on spin cycle - and its not even plugged in to the wall.
My kids hair has all turned white.......
The dog is making collect calls using his stainless steel bowl, some aluminium foil and a paper clip pointed to Sirius A (see what I did there?), muttering something about..."kill them all I say and be done with them once and for all"
My car keys have attached themselves to the nearest Foxtel dish on the neighbours roof...
and... every time I hit 88km/h in my car, flames shoot out from under it, there is a big flash and I end up colliding with a pine tree and crashing into a farmer's barn before he shoots at me with a shotgun and I speed off into a 1950's landscape.....
Coincidence???? I THINK NOT!!!!!
Chris |
I wondered why the fillings in my teeth were playing the local radio station's music.
Now I know.
Geoffro.