You've got it all wrong folks. The World is not going to end tomorrow - it is going to end on the 21st December 2012. My brother-in-law wrote a book about it, so he should know

It is called "The end of time" Good reading, so we have a few more viewing nights left yet. Maybe Eta Carina will go pop before then and bathe us in gamma rays.
Or perhaps the West and Russia will slug it out with nukes soon..... Glad I live in the Southern Hemisphere